Would You Rather X or Y?

B because getting hit by a truck kills you faster.

Would you rather:

A) Be bankrupted buying steam sale games or

B) Be bankrupted buying microtransactions for League Of Legends

EDIT: A wild Aang2001 has appeared. And will probably disappear in about five minutes. FIGHT!

A because LoL is called LOL for a reason.

Would you rather:

Be stuck listening to Rebecca Black for the rest of eternity, and you can't kill her.

Or

Be stuck listening to Justin Bieber for the rest of eternity, and you can't kill her... him.

Definitely Justin Bieber, he has way more tracks, would be better han Rebecca Blacks's Friday on endless repeat (idk if shes made more, but she is still worse than JB)

Would you rather

A only be able to whisper

or

B ONLY BE ABLE TO SHOUT.

Only be able to whisper because people would stare at you when you went out in public if you were always shouting.

Would you rather:

Sleep in a room covered in spiders (so many you can't see the wall)

or

Kick a wasp's nest without a bee-keepers suit on (and you can't run away)

Obviously the spiders.  But that's because I don't care about being unconfortable when faced with being in pain.

Would you rather:

A- Be forced to watch your elderly grand parents tounge-kiss/make out/running hand up arm/hand on cheek/Kiss-fondle session, every day, for 2 minutes per day

or

B- Join in once for 2 minutes to stop having to watch it forever.

B- Join in once for 2 minutes and be done with it.

Why? Because it would be creepier to see it every day.

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Would you rather:

A- Take a long walk off a short pier.

B- Take a short walk off a long pier.

B, because if you're taking a short walk off a long pier, then the short walk could just mean you took a few steps, turned to the right, and took the 3 foot fall. As that is still a few feet from the start of the pier. (So not cheating)

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Would you rather:

A: Fight 100 duck-sized horses

B: Fight 1 horse-sized duck

horse sized duck. I imagine I'd have the help with that one.

Would you rather, be raped by a naked justin bieber while you were unable to stop it every time you wake up,

OR

Have a dream every time you slept that you were raped by a naked justin bieber and be unable to stop it.

Simplification. Rape by Justin beiber is getting punched in the toe.
Would I rather get punched in the toe every time I wake up,
Or dream about getting punched in the toe.

I would rather dream about justin beiber raping me. I cannot belibe I said that.

Oh NO! It's Happening!

Would you rather
a. Know the cause of your death, but not the date
b. know the date of your death, but not the cause

Good one... I'd rather now the date of my death, so i could say my family and friends goodbye.
Speaking of DEATH   
If there was a murder committed in your town/city and you think your husband/wife/gf/bf commited it
Would you rather:
A. Kill him/her
B. Let the police think you did it and spend the rest of your life in prison.

Jozua wrote:

Good one... I'd rather now the date of my death, so i could say my family and friends goodbye.
Speaking of DEATH   
If there was a murder committed in your town/city and you think your husband/wife/gf/bf commited it
Would you rather:
A. Kill him/her
B. Let the police think you did it and spend the rest of your life in prison.

Not officially answering this question:

I'd pull a Lizzy/Tom. :I Points if you get the reference.

Evil's right. This is choosing 2 things that no one would choose. It's like asking, would you rather be deaf in your right ear or be deaf in your left ear. This is kind of unansweable. I'd rather be deaf in my tounge.

You basically asked would I pay the penalty for a murderer or become as bad as the murderer and kill him/her. So what- I could then pay the penalty? That's a left ear, right ear question.

Yeah, you guys are right, I'm changing my question (if I can) to:
A.Hand him/her to the police, and let him/her spend the rest of his/her life in prison.
B.Let the police think you did it and spend the rest of your life in prison.

A. Definitly A. I love myself. It would take a strong love to make me spend forever in jail for something someone else did. It may not be a sought-after answer, but it's brutally honest.

:-/

Ooookay. Would you rather
A) Would you rather be the star player on a losing basketball/baseball/football team
- or -
B) ride the bench on a winning one and never play?

A, because i can quit, and get a job on a winning team.

Would you rather:
A. Kill an innocent person to save your own life
or
B. Be killed for not doing A.