Would You Rather X or Y?

Star Trek for the win.


Would you rather be stuck with the Teletubbies in a room for 3 days (and I'm talking the actual Tubbies, the room decorated in all the gear...the baby sun as the light...the works)....or be stuck in a room filled with the animal you fear the most for 3 days (uncaged)?

The Teletubbies because I have a fetish for age play :I

Would you rather:

Have someone you don't know give you TMI (Too much information) about their sex life.

or

Have a parent give you TMI about their sex life?

Both are equally horrible. XD

Seeing as both as happened....I'd rather go with STRANGER...because...well...they're not my parents, and parents having sex is just gross to the max.



For a million bucks:

Homeless man suck on your toes for 2 minutes

or

Use Richard Simmons as a jet ski?

Miko_Rei_Hino wrote:

For a million bucks:

Homeless man suck on your toes for 2 minutes

or

Use Richard Simmons as a jet ski?

I nearly choked on my tea at that image...

I'd rather use Richard Simmons as a jet ski. Lord knows my fat ass would drown him, and I'm not too keen on people sucking my toes.



Would you rather:

A. Be in a parade of nudists.

B. Be the only nudist parading in front of everyone.

I'm not answering that XD

Would you rather

A) Have to play would you rather for 10 hours straight

or

B) Have leek spin playing in the background while you play MC for 10 hours straight?

Horse_Looker wrote:

I'm not answering that XD

Would you rather

A) Have to play would you rather for 10 hours straight

or

B) Have leek spin playing in the background while you play MC for 10 hours straight?

You can't skip the question. If you want to play but not answer, then wait for another question.

Okay fine, I'd rather be in a group of them, I'd stand out less, now you answer mine

I would rather play "would you rather" for 10 hours straight because IDK what the other one is.

Would you rather...

a. Fight off a wild rhinoceros while tied to a 10-foot bungee cord

b. Fight off a herd of wild meercats with your bare fists and no shoes.

Meercats cause they aren't naturally hostile.

Would you rather be forced to listen to "HEYEAHYEAHYEAHEYAH" For 10 hours without break.

OR.

Be forced to listen to hero by Enrque Englacias for 10 hours.

I guess the first one, cause IDK the second one

would you rather

A) only ever get unb3 enchant

or

B) only ever get eff1 enchant

Horse_Looker wrote:

I guess the first one, cause IDK the second one

would you rather

A) only ever get unb3 enchant

or

B) only ever get eff1 enchant

unb3 because I'd spend more resources building the picks otherwise.

Would you rather:

a. skip rope until you pass out

b. eat until you pass out

Eat, cause I'd just eat turkey then, FOOD COMA!

Would you rather:

Be stuck watching the comcast help channel for 10 hours while your neighbors do it like they do on the discovery channel the entire time within view.

Or.

Watch your parents engage in sex for 10 minutes.

This one, is a real tough one... I pity whoever answers this question XD

T_T thanks for the pity

I'd have to say my parents, my neighbors are all old people
(ps what did you mean by the turkey thing, you allergic?)

Would you rather

A) Have to replace a tire on your vehichel every time you had to drive somewhere

or

B) Have to have your ankle set each time you needed to walk

I'd rather replace the tire. I don't do too well with pain.

Would you rather

A. eat nothing but dried chicken jerky for the rest of your life

B. live in a world covered in nothing but chicken noodle soup

I love soup, so I'd have to go with the world covered in nothing but chicken noodle soups, cause then we can evolve to be awesome. Plus, no more world hunger!

(@Horse Turkey has tryptophan in it which causes sleepiness.)

Would you rather:

Have only one vehicle, an expensive, gold plated car with cheap insurance that won't cover much if you get into an accident and you can't sell it?

Or

Have only one vehicle, a Russian car made out of depleted uranium with no insurance?

Isn't depleated uranium readioactive? this will play into my answer so I need to know before I can answer

No, it's not radio active, depleted uranium is not radio active... -_-

Evil_Person wrote:

No, it's not radio active, depleted uranium is not radio active... -_-

Quote :

Once a depleted-uranium round strikes its target, the projectile begins to burn on impact, creating tiny particles of radioactive U-238. Winds can transport this radioactive dust many miles, potentially contaminating the air that innocent humans breathe.

Okay, then then the depleated uranium one XD it's more my style to not own fancy things, but indistructalbe, I like XD

Would you rather

A) be eaten by a shark

or

B) be eaten by an octopus

Octopus because they are not carnivorous.

Would you rather.

Be stuck going someplace you don't like being.

or

Have a choice to go somewhere fun, but decide to go somewhere you don't like being.

Evil_Person wrote:

Octopus because they are not carnivorous.

This is bullshit. Octopi are indeed carnivorous.

Evil_Person wrote:

Would you rather.

Be stuck going someplace you don't like being.

or

Have a choice to go somewhere fun, but decide to go somewhere you don't like being.

I'm stuck someplace I don't like being every day, and it's not by choice... and since I'm used to it and hate having a chance to go one place over another, I'll choose the first one.

Would you rather:

A. Fight life-long depression.

or

B. Have an erection that will never go away.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I already deal with depresson, but, from a horny point of a view, does that erection let you get off more often? Lol... if yes, then I pick B... of not, I'd probably still pick B, because atleast I'd be happy... XD

Would you rather:

Be stuck in a car for 24 hours with someone who has really bad gas.

Or.

Be stuck in a hospital for 24 hours in the middle of Dubai, in the summer, with no air conditioning.

Evil_Person wrote:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I already deal with depresson, but, from a horny point of a view, does that erection let you get off more often? Lol... if yes, then I pick B... of not, I'd probably still pick B, because atleast I'd be happy... XD

I would assume a never-ending erection would hurt and be bothersome, especially in public.

Evil_Person wrote:

Would you rather:

Be stuck in a car for 24 hours with someone who has really bad gas.

Or.

Be stuck in a hospital for 24 hours in the middle of Dubai, in the summer, with no air conditioning.

Considering I hate the heat, I would rather be stuck in a car with someone who has bad gas, because at least I can roll down the windows.



Would you rather:

A. Have a photographic memory.

or

B. Be able to perfectly perform any piece of music just by hearing it once.

Idedic memory!!! (photographic memory)

would you rather

A) Fall off a 100 story building to your death

or

B) Fall off a 7 story building to your death

100 story, because at least it'll be definite death at the end. At 7 stories, you still have a slight chance that you're alive after you hit the bottom...until you bleed out.


And Evil: The turkey thing is true, BUT you'd have to eat at least 5lbs of Turkey in one sitting for it to even remotely begin to give you the sleeps.



Would you rather:

Fart uncontrollably for an entire week: loud but not smelly...

or

Fart uncontrollably for an entire week: silent but deadly...