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PostSubject: 20 jokes that are so stupid they are actually funny   Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:49 am

1.
Me: Hey, I got a great knock knock joke, but you have to star me off.
They: Okay. knock knock!
Me: Who's there?
They: *confused silence*

2.
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

3.
What's Forrest Gumps password? 1forrest1

4.
"Is your refrigerator running?" "Yes...""Good, mine too. I will see you at the refrigerator race tomorrow."

5.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

6.
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
"We are both lawyers."

7.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies.

8.
Two fish are in a tank. One turn to the other and says, "How do you drive this thing?"

9.
A magic tractor drives down the road and turns into a field.

10.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.

11.
Walk up to someone
You: Pick a number.
Wait for them to pick one.
You: Multiply it by 3
Them: Okay.
You: Divide it by 2.
Them: Okay.
You: Add 6.
Them: Okay.
You: Okay, thanks!
Then walk away

12.
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!

13.
What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.

14.
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan.

15.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.

16.
What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey.

17.
What's a bagel than can fly?
A plain bagel.

18.
A man with carrots in his ears walks onto a bus, the bus drive says "Sir, why do you have carrots in your ears?" The man says "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE CARROTS IN MY EARS!"

19.
Two dyslexics walk into a bra.

20.
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel stuck to the front of his pants. The bartender asks, "Hey doesn't that hurt?" The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."
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PostSubject: Re: 20 jokes that are so stupid they are actually funny   Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:57 am

Why does the brain things this text when reading this?



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PostSubject: Re: 20 jokes that are so stupid they are actually funny   Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:00 pm

How do you keep an idiot bussy?
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How do you keep an idiot bussy?
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PostSubject: Re: 20 jokes that are so stupid they are actually funny   Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:07 pm

A hobo and a man where sitting on in a bar.
Hobo:"Yesterday i had everything, my food was made by someone, I had a my own room with a roof, my clothings got washed, I could go to the doctor for free..."
Man:"What happend? An golddigger, Gambling, Robbed?"
Hobo:"No I got kicked out of jail"

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PostSubject: Re: 20 jokes that are so stupid they are actually funny   Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:09 pm

A man was sitting on a forum, who did not know how to use the edit button. The forum staff banned him, The end.

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PostSubject: Re: 20 jokes that are so stupid they are actually funny   Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:11 pm

I couldn't make the look at the bottom pun those other puns would be in the same post... I could do the first one in the last post? Would that make you happy?
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