SpazzSprinklerz' Guide on how to Survive Halcyon Minecraft Downtime

Halcyon Minecraft has officially turned off to be moved. It's only been 5 minutes and already I'm starting to see things. I don't think I can survive much longer. I don't know what to do with myself anymore. This is going to be the saddest couple of days ever.

[Will post future updates to how I am dealing with the server being down... If I can]

-SpazzSprinklerz

I can't don't you understand? I live in a place where I had to sell all those luxurious items to be able to afford Minecraft, a computer, and the electricity to run it.

After 20 minutes of the server being down I decided to make another entry. I've been curling up in a ball crying thinking about all the horrible things could be happening to my dogs (that I don't really care about) and Melvin Jr. Please. Send Help. I don't know if I can make it much longer.

Stop putting these thoughts in my head. It's already hard enough I have to deal with a week away from Halcyon Minecraft...

It already feels like months. This is a cold, dark world that I don't want to live in.

It's been an hour so far and I've already run out of food. When will I get to see my precious toaster again? If I don't make it through this one pizzaman27 gets all my stuff. Just saying. I've been lost for an hour and I think being away from Halcyon Minecraft for so long has made me start to see things. I'm slowly starting to lose feelings in my legs. I ask again, please send help.

Poor Spazz, with Halcyon withdrawal symptoms :3 lol

I don't wanna be mean, but there's a thing called STEAM ad you have free games there. If you don't like any of them you can also play facebook games .-. or ´simply go OUTSIDE unless you want to get fat

OMG WHER IZ MEH HALCYONZ  I TRUV MALCHIK Lv PLEVEIT! *smears poo on the walls in the shape of demon ward sigils*

Ya'll need to be sensible, READ A BOOK! Or play flappybird mmo. lol.

Flappy bird killed itself forever on my mobile phone. Im cereal, it took all my books, lit them with something and then crushed himself by the books :/. Just to be sure he'll die.

Spoiler:

8 hours past by...
Halcyon seems to die right when i had the best day in my live...
I have so clue how to use all of my milions of games, because i got addicted to that one little thing.
Jezus only can help me right when i go to school...
Bitch.

Find me...

References or sumthin:

Some seconds past by...
I tried the advice of Spazz, but it didnt work...
No balls can help me, I cant die anymore...
I just dont know how...
The only thing I can do, is stare at this screen, and hope.
Hope it will go DAMN FASTER jk

StormRavage wrote:

*smears poo on the walls in the shape of demon ward sigils*

NicolasCage would be proud.

I've lost track of time since halcyon's been down. I can't tell how long but it feels like it's been at least three months so I'll go with that. This is by far the biggest challenge I will ever have to face. My body has gone into shock multiple times. I think my time has come... Tell my descendants of my noble legacy... Goodbye...

DeBasman wrote:

Flappy bird killed itself forever on my mobile phone. Im cereal, it took all my books, lit them with something and then crushed himself by the books :/. Just to be sure he'll die.

Spoiler:

Cereal Killer

1. I'm possibly gonna go into single player and plan some of my building ideas
2. then play with Rtlees Garur and AyTee on a hamatichi server that gar will make
3. then go on ps3 with Rt and play borderlands till the early hours of the morning
4. possibly read my book before I sleep
5. then full circle this process again tomorrow XD
^^^^^that my friend, is how you survive^^^^^^

Can i be added to that hamachi list

Yes DeBas! join us XD
we will all make it through these troublesome times aha

What is id + password ._. make a personal messages to me <3

Private* I am to lazy :I

Sorry I think the private server we making is close friends only <3